1st Phorm's Megawatt V2 Review
Megawatt Summer Tang!
Review by Nate Christensen
- Submitted on July 20, 2019 | verified review
Imagine if you will... you wake up from a long night of work. You put on your gym clothes you walk out to get in your truck but it’s gone, instead a shark carried by a bald eagle is in place of your truck. The eagle let’s you mount her and you and the eagle and shark take off In flight to the gym. The eagle pulls from the deepest part of its veins, megawatt summer tang, brewed by God Himself she serves the this majestic glorious drink, as she would feed her young baby eagles,you get to the gym unknown of the strength you just received. You go to open the door forgetting to badge in and you end up ripping the front of the wall if Anytime Fitness completely off! You go inside and crush all PR’s, the gym isn’t left in one piece, looking like the battle field from Armageddon you walk out of the crumbles that are left from the gym, as you go to mount the eagle to go home, you look up to see Andy Frisella himself mounted on a golden eagle that doubles yours in size. He doesn’t need to say anything, the look on his face says it all. He nods his head in approval and flies off into the distance. It’s in that moment you realize your life will never be the same.
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