1st Phorm's Project-1 Review
The ultimate preworkout
Review by Damon
- Submitted on February 14, 2019 | verified review
3am. Typical start to my day. Take my preworkout before I head to the gym. I took my scoop of project 1 and got in the car to go to the gym. Suddenly I noticed...the sky...was getting brighter. Soon enough I could see clearly in the dark as if it were noon. My reflexes were sharper. My 4Runner turned into a Maserati and my gym gear turned into a suit James Bond would be proud of. There were scores of gorgeous women lining the entrance to the gym. Cheerleaders followed me around the gym, encouraging my every movement with smiles that hinted at what was to come! 2 hours later, my body was satisfied. I left the gym. There was no crash, just a feeling of satisfaction with my performance. My 4Runner was outside. The cheerleaders and women were gone. My suit was just a pair of basketball shorts again. The preworkout has run its course. Perfection.
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