Reviewed by Josh C.
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I recommend this product
The Shirt That Made Me Unstoppable (and Slightly Cocky)
The 1st Phorm Genesis Vented Long Sleeve Raglan isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. The moment I put it on, I felt like the main character in every motivational montage ever. Cue the dramatic gym music, because this shirt demands greatness.
First off, the fit is so perfect it’s borderline suspicious. It’s tight in the arms and shoulders, making my biceps look like I’ve been curling cinder blocks, and loose in the midsection—ideal for hiding my post-workout (or pre-workout) burrito. It’s like this shirt knew my measurements and my insecurities.
The venting is next-level. It’s like the shirt is trying harder to keep me cool than I am. I went full beast mode on the treadmill, and not a single drop of sweat dared to make me look gross. I don’t know if it’s moisture-wicking or if it’s just flat-out refusing to acknowledge that I’m human.
Then there’s the look. I walked into the gym wearing this bad boy, and I swear the weights got lighter just out of respect. Someone asked me if I was training for a competition—I said, “No, I’m just trying to outlift my existential dread.” Another person complimented my shirt, and I almost said, “Thanks, it’s sponsored by greatness,” but I played it cool.
The only downside? I can never go back to normal shirts. I wore this to the gym, the grocery store, and then to dinner just to see if anyone noticed (spoiler: they did). I might buy three more just to rotate through the week and avoid laundry altogether.
In conclusion, this isn’t just a…
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